Right. What exactly does the record do? Is it a safe bet he wants it to summon his Goddess--which is his actual mom, for the record. Did not get those vibes from the way he talked about her but that's too much to unpack.

[She folds her arms thoughtfully at the rest of the explanation. It's a sound, if stupidly altruistic plan. There's no guarantee Ish would just let everybody else go home if he got what he wanted.]

Doesn't look like it happened that way yet. I guess if he could just get the Akashic Record by having somebody else wish for it, he would've done it already.

Well, there's a few other possibilities: he's lying about the wish thing or he can't grant them and run a time loop at the same time, or the record's got some clauses on it that make it impossible to get just by wishing for it. Or we can give it a couple days and see if your theory works.

I heard your speech, by the way. I liked the part about the guy who killed me and Siff being a scumbag.